Procrastination Never Felt So Worthwhile

Eighty minutes ago, I sat down to do a quick, half-hour English Language assignment which I may yet complete. I can't remember exactly what minor pondering it was that I decided was worth a quick browse of Wikipedia to solve, but I ended up reading about 4'33'', Finnegans Wake and Pig Latin. I'm so glad you can't have hyperlinks is ordinary reference books. I'd never get anything done.