You Know What They Say About Men With Big Feet

Clowns are not scary. You should not be afraid of them. They are people in silly outfits with silly painted faces who do silly things, just like characters in period dramas, or pop stars. If you're afraid of clowns, it's an irrational fear. If you're not afraid of clowns but say you are (and as stupid as that looks written down, I'm pretty confident there are people who do this) then you are, quite simply, a bit of a wanker. Now will everybody please lay off this whole "clowns are scary" business?