I feel rather horribly hungover. Head throbbing, mouth tasting like God-knows-what, a little slow... But of course, it's my own fault, right? If I didn't want to suffer, I shouldn't have been drinking.
Well, that's just it. I wasn't. It's definitely at least a week since I touched even the tiniest drop of alcohol. This really shouldn't be happening, unless you can get a hangover from oranges. Sure, they're a popular hangover cure, but I don't think it's a "hair-of-the-dog" situation. Still, it seems you can never be too careful.