I have just peeled the pointiest banana in the world. Lord above. I opened this page in the hope that something to mention would come to me, as I generally do when I haven't updated in a while, because I promised not so long ago that I'd try not to let this thing stagnate too much (this, of course, explains the quality of many of my posts). It's almost as though the banana knew what was going through my head and remoulded itself just for my sake.
My. I'm looking at it, and it's not getting any less pointy (I considered "blunter" there, but I think this way's for the best.) It really does look quite lethal. You could knock it through a particularly soft vampire if you wanted rid of him. I'm half-tempted to attempt to impale other foods on it and make some kind of extremely fruity kebab. I really am quite startled.
For a little while, I considered photographing this frankly amazing banana and posting it for your delectation. Then I saw sense, so I'm eating it instead.
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You know, technically you could have done both.
But I would have had to delay the eating!
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