When The Boat Comes In

In my freezer, in front of the out-of-date ASDA own-brand curries and the breaded prawns (which are probably also out of date, but nobody ever considers eating them so they never get checked), there lies four mealsworth of fish and chips.

Just down my road there is a fish and chip shop. In fact, it's an entire fish and chip restaurant.

I rather suspect that there will be some more out-of-date food in that freezer come May 2005.