Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Biscuit Bigotry

If I told you that Peter Kay has a lot to answer for, you might be forgiven for thinking I was referring to the hordes of people who think that having a good enough memory to quote him makes them witty and amusing, but I just see that as a little variety amongst the people who think the same about Monty Python, or the Simpsons, or any one of a thousand others. No, I am talking about his rampant anti-Rich Tea propaganda. I put it to you that Rich Tea biscuits can be successfully dipped with consummate ease by all but the truly incompetent. So before you randomly take the word of comedians as Gospel, just have a go, and remember: if you can't dunk a Rich Tea, you're doing it wrong.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

This is true. However, they taste like chipboard.

I know this is a very old sort of an entry to reply to, but I also know you get emailed comments.

Mark Taylor said...

The bollocks they do.

Christine said...

Ha ha, Andrew eats chipboard...

(And yes, Mark, considering you're probably the only person who'll ever read this - I have indeed been reduced to wandering through old blog entries by the lack of you. I am, in fact, that sad. Oh well, you'll be home soon.)